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theme</description><title>randomnessisicity</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @ambidextrousdancingbassoon)</generator><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>anotherlesbianandwhat:

I love whoever wrote this.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/89ec214a4f7e14f3c13ab2424d9c4099/tumblr_mkr0tootjd1qjs32ko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anotherlesbianandwhat.tumblr.com/post/47145843546/i-love-whoever-wrote-this"&gt;anotherlesbianandwhat&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I love whoever wrote this.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51051316120</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51051316120</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:17:09 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/329a7064fd11c232a80be5c1aca53259/tumblr_mmlesa9fSp1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51051303040</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51051303040</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 22:16:53 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Think of a card - Imgur</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dfd77c34cb6974624e6b8c47835a1002/tumblr_mn6luaLNJs1qaflt7o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Think of a card - Imgur&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51046873902</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51046873902</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 21:01:21 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I solved the video game conundrum pretty damn fast. </title><description>&lt;p&gt;I had never finished the original Portal, because my old laptop couldn&amp;#8217;t handle it. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Crouton told me Steam would save my progress across the computers, and GUESS WHAT WASN&amp;#8217;T SAVED.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I get to play through all of Portal, now. Hopefully I&amp;#8217;ll get both completed over the summer and maybe play a few levels with my co-op waiting list peeps.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51043424371</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51043424371</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 20:12:59 -0700</pubDate><category>Sami sucks at SNES</category></item><item><title>SUMMER VACATION</title><description>&lt;p&gt;VIDEO GAMES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I DON&amp;#8217;T KNOW WHAT GAME TO START WITH. I HAVE CONSOLE GAMES AND COMPUTER GAMES.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I&amp;#8217;m gonna waste my summer wondering where to start. Fuck.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51041004439</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51041004439</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:42:37 -0700</pubDate><category>video game crisis</category><category>rant</category><category>Sami sucks at SNES</category></item><item><title>mymindmyworldmyrules:

Fountain.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/792aa6a6bfa15227cfe17f36b0b2dfe8/tumblr_mmuvo3Yde81ql5l9bo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mymindmyworldmyrules.tumblr.com/post/50515151348/fountain"&gt;mymindmyworldmyrules&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Fountain.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51039861422</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51039861422</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:28:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ed2642c335691ade1362a02101ddb694/tumblr_mn62ukWZBk1rpu8e5o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pleasestopbeingsad.tumblr.com/post/51015243085/street-harassment-is-not-a-compliment"&gt;pleasestopbeingsad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Street harassment is not a compliment.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51039653663</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51039653663</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:26:19 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>trapghoul:

the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. 
lance...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://trapghoul.tumblr.com/post/50447580057"&gt;trapghoul&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after &lt;em&gt;her mother died from cancer &lt;/em&gt;and she’s trying to protect herself???? &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51039188865</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51039188865</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:20:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/73a02f490ec0b3b7e00cbead500dfa59/tumblr_mjk9ug6lHo1qg2137o1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b9e2fc7818aa9ffb33c6a9353107f78b/tumblr_mjk9ug6lHo1qg2137o3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/43f7ae04cb8c3f1770b438069c174b20/tumblr_mjk9ug6lHo1qg2137o2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c60f1a6129958fd0a617e70f0abf0152/tumblr_mjk9ug6lHo1qg2137o4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51038020812</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51038020812</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 19:06:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8034303f4218adf6cfcc7130e30d3480/tumblr_mln2yb6e2Y1r5zq6ao1_r1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51032983176</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51032983176</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:06:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>eleanorbearder:

jambandit:

walkers-and-mutts:

OMG, look at...</title><description>&lt;iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1RM9-pZp8hE?wmode=transparent&amp;autohide=1&amp;egm=0&amp;hd=1&amp;iv_load_policy=3&amp;modestbranding=1&amp;rel=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://eleanorbearder.tumblr.com/post/50974459459/jambandit-walkers-and-mutts-omg-look-at"&gt;eleanorbearder&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jambandit.tumblr.com/post/50945183402/walkers-and-mutts-omg-look-at-this-jennifer"&gt;jambandit&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://walkers-and-mutts.tumblr.com/post/50877550058/omg-look-at-this-jennifer-lawrence-trasformation"&gt;walkers-and-mutts&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OMG, look at this Jennifer Lawrence trasformation!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5qb0niPO61qamvu1.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tag" href="http://www.tumblr.com/tagged/this-is-why-i-don%27t-trust-people-who-wear-makeup"&gt;#this is why i don’t trust people who wear makeup&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;OHMYGOD WHAT THE HELL&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51032942082</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51032942082</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 18:05:31 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>alltsunandnodere:

agayofgays:

I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT

THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?
BECAUSE YOU...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://alltsunandnodere.tumblr.com/post/43867998238"&gt;alltsunandnodere&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://agayofgays.tumblr.com/post/43860565958/i-fucking-figured-it-out-the-the-is"&gt;agayofgays&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/517106d6820703549b907e538da35e82/tumblr_inline_mipgdfYWYG1qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘IMAGINE THE SKY’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘HOW IS THE SKY’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;‘TOUCH THE SKY’&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51032383763</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51032383763</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:58:35 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5faa479d1d18c89b2903edc00614aae7/tumblr_mmtdp8uoSp1sovq38o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51032230833</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51032230833</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:56:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>I kind of get annoyed when people say to harm/kill others who say periods don&amp;#8217;t hurt, or...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;I kind of get annoyed when people say to harm/kill others who say periods don&amp;#8217;t hurt, or automatically assume they are a guy.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hey, I&amp;#8217;m a girl who gets periods, and for me, they don&amp;#8217;t hurt. Yeah, I get the bloating, but no cramps. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;PERIODS DO NOT HURT FOR EVERYBODY. THEY DO NOT HURT FOR ME. I have sympathy for those who get the major cramps, and for those who get minor cramps and tell every person who was born without the worry of bleeding from their vagina to stfu, I&amp;#8217;m telling you to STFU.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51031072150</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51031072150</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:42:12 -0700</pubDate><category>rant</category><category>periods don't hurt</category></item><item><title>awdplace:

Yeah… Jumping on the band wagon here…
He kinda looks...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fe59c4c255df5372e537b0cc3cabd9d7/tumblr_mn4p9k1IqI1rx4viwo1_400.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea6d38a6ceb5a0744f2d7cbe61221a52/tumblr_mn4p9k1IqI1rx4viwo2_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awdplace.tumblr.com/post/50962885457/yeah-jumping-on-the-band-wagon-here-he-kinda"&gt;awdplace&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Yeah… Jumping on the band wagon here…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He kinda looks like a Mario baddie… huh…&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030840318</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030840318</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:39:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>orangewave:

people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://orangewave.tumblr.com/post/50952449773/people-who-act-like-tumblr-is-this-big-unique"&gt;orangewave&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;people who act like tumblr is this big unique group of people who are all in fandoms and there are 3 big special fandoms and there are vegans and hipsters who are evil and we’re on this special website that nobody else knows about &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/5188bd8fba7a142aa272bc5499dbb61c/tumblr_inline_mn4j9lTgq21qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030755871</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030755871</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:38:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1456ff931d75b18d56d5ab38ce16408/tumblr_mga4qsO6F51qk6gx4o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030597636</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030597636</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:36:09 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3e4a810d4fa39ddd8108306d0fd80d7/tumblr_mmyxu31RqC1rv36i4o1_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8eb8c3dfaf8566d69ef96568d4d29c67/tumblr_mmyxu31RqC1rv36i4o2_250.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030554684</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030554684</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:35:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>mosoli:

im still laughing at this
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4e87d1aa669d678dcb3dd2203ac1fef6/tumblr_mn61uk7E7u1qm3165o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://mosoli.tumblr.com/post/51013035494/im-still-laughing-at-this"&gt;mosoli&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;im still laughing at this&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030422719</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030422719</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:33:57 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>badafro:

utility:

what

whãt
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c316cd84abc2873ba24ffc8a8c26440/tumblr_mmp0cdvZa71qld6vgo1_250.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://badafro.tumblr.com/post/50264832420/utility-what-what"&gt;badafro&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://utility.tumblr.com/post/50264707076/what"&gt;utility&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;what&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;whãt&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030305753</link><guid>http://ambidextrousdancingbassoon.tumblr.com/post/51030305753</guid><pubDate>Tue, 21 May 2013 17:32:26 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
