dovne:

im an adult

(Source: pokefusionsbymondecolore)

askdemhomestucks:

sassydetective:

we all have that one cup in our house that is somehow better than the other ones

jeanvaljeanralphio:

The next time you feel down, just remember that Bruce Banner tried to kill himself and Tony Stark has anxiety attacks, and they’ve both saved the world. You will be okay.

(Source: thewallsofdreaming)

the-fandoms-are-cool:

darrynek:

hey kid wanna see a magic trick *reaches behind your ear* ready? *rips your ear off* where’d it go

I’m so mad you didn’t say “where’d it van gogh?”

the-fandoms-are-cool:

urbanfuck:

my mother must be so proud of her lazy, rebellious, anxiety-ridden, depressed child

your mother must be so proud of her strong, smart child who lives each day dealing with anxiety and depression and still holds on

I am legit going on a mini-vacation this summer. 4 days.

Taking at least one day off work. I’m super excited. Gonna go to Houston.

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librarian-byday:

I swear, I will do this every single time one of my little brothers graduates from somewhere.

Nail Clippers are not allowed in carry-ons for flights.

But Ice Skates are.

ICE SKATES.

Why do ice skaters need their skates with them?

Or better yet, HAVE YOU SEEN THE DAMAGE THE BLADES CAN CAUSE? WHY ARE THOSE ALLOWED WHEN NAIL CLIPPERS ARE NOT?!

/end rant

jaymesmcguiness:

KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD

THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.

paula-deens-buttery-thighs:

staticsrecyclebin:

I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

superwizardmagic:

Iron Man 3 and The Incredibles parallels - 1/?

SO GLAD I WASN’T THE ONLY ONE WHO REALIZED THIS

(Source: gwenstacy)