I may not go down in history but I’ll go down on you
This is beautiful.
The best. The absolute best.
they’re different every time wheezes
I also doodled this between requests.
I think it’s a dinosaur. Probably.
I dunno. It’s cute though.
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.
Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men.how has there never been a million stories about this badass
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
wtf… did anyone else get this email??
I got it too…
I havent gotten this but I hope it aint serious…Most of tumblr would be gone then…
It has non-standard American Spellings, such as “apologise” and “behaviours.” Yahoo is based in the U.S.
I hope people don’t seriously believe this.
pass the olive garden breadstick to your followers
when you’re here you’re family
but i thought tumblr was supposed to take me to an actual Italian restaurant